teawithaview:

Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.

vocaroo:

in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there

okaydoke:

if you should be studying and you know it clap your hands

inbox:

one direction is so weird like they get those rocker tattoos and look hardcore af but they sing in a boyband together which really kills the spirit

canadianslut:

*sprays febreze on your attitude*

dietchola:

the guy who played all of the oompa loompas in charlie and the chocolate factory is named deep roy

deep roy

goldenclitoris:

theres a difference between being “sassy” and being a huge douche canoe and i dont think some of you know that difference

rnedia:

drugs? no thanks, the only “high” i need is the natural rush you get from committing a murder.

goldenravens:

friendly reminder that how much you read does not define how much you love to read 
and whether you read popular book series or novels that are rather unknown/known doesn’t define how much you love to read either
and whether or not you read online or on regular paper
that doesn’t define how much you love to read either
what defines how much you love to read then? well, how great you feel while reading that is aND IF ANYONE TELLS YOU OTHERWISE THEN KILL THEM (✿◕‿◕) 

spacegiants:

mensrightsactivist:

(reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)