leggingsdisguisedtolooklikejeans:

“boys will be boys”

“he’s a guy, he can’t help it”

“that’s just how men are”

clubpenguln:

i hope that when i die i go up the elevator to heaven and every level to heaven there is someone waiting with a different breed of puppy and they hand you one  puppy and you go to the next level and get another puppy until puppies forever

*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town

nippled:

*pretentiously swirls around grape juice in a wine glass*